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 --[09:36] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 21:36 --

[09:36] GT: Hello there

[09:36] CA: Hi...

[09:36] GT: Whatx up

[09:36] CA: Do I know you...

[09:36] CA: nothing much...

[09:36] CA: I swear...

[09:36] GT: Not even

[09:36] CA: Three people now...

[09:36] GT: The xky?

[09:36] CA: that I don't know...

[09:37] CA: messaging me...

[09:37] CA: are you an *alien* too?...

[09:37] GT: Becauxe if the xky ixnt up, you'd be xquished

[09:37] GT: I'm not an alien

[09:37] CA: True!...

[09:37] CA: Oh ok...

[09:37] GT: I juxt live on a different planet

[09:37] CA: good...

[09:37] CA: God dammint...

[09:37] CA: I swear...

[09:37] CA: Well, if your as nice as the other...

[09:37] GT: What's you're deal

[09:37] CA: then it's ok...

[09:38] CA: People I don't know keep getting my handle >;(...

[09:38] GT: So we aren't the xame spexies

[09:38] GT: Who givex a xhit

[09:38] CA: That isn't the problem...

[09:38] GT: I think thatx a litl bit xtupid, don't you think

[09:38] CA: I know!...

[09:39] GT: You xeem xad

[09:39] CA: It's not the species that's the problem...

[09:39] CA: It's the fact that I don't know...

[09:39] CA: you...

[09:39] CA: but that means we can still be friends...

[09:39] CA: If we introduce eachother...

[09:39] CA: I'm Beau!...

[09:39] GT: Friendx

[09:39] CA: yes!...

[09:40] GT: What the fuck are thoxe

[09:40] CA: My friend Null said it was a "quadrant"...

[09:40] CA: Do you know what those are?...

[09:40] CA: cuz I don't :/...

[09:40] GT: A quadrant

[09:40] CA: I guess...

[09:40] CA: He got all flustered though...

[09:41] CA: so it was weird...

[09:41] GT: Ix anything that xplitx xomething into four equal piecex

[09:41] GT: There you go

[09:41] CA: Didn't get what he was saying most of the time...

[09:41] GT: Wax that helpful

[09:41] CA: Uh, I knew that...

[09:41] CA: I was hoping for something more specific...

[09:42] GT: I was fucking with you, xmartaxx

[09:42] CA: but I guess sarcasm is it's own brand of hilarity...

[09:42] GT: Baxically they're lame ax hell categoriex people place themxelves in

[09:42] CA: Oh?...

[09:43] GT: To make themxelvex feel like they're hot xhit

[09:43] GT: When they're just xhit, plain and ximple

[09:43] CA: I see? what are the four quadrents?...

[09:43] CA: If I may ask?...

[09:43] GT: By definition there are four

[09:43] GT: Axk away

[09:44] CA: What's the one that's about "hate-snogging"...

[09:44] CA: That's what null wanted to talk about a lot...

[09:44] GT: Oh god

[09:44] GT: If that girl was in MY kingdom

[09:44] CA: I think he liked me. I thought it was cute...

[09:45] GT: Xhe'd either behave herxelf or be dead

[09:45] CA: Oh no! ...

[09:45] GT: Null'x not a guy

[09:45] CA: Why?...

[09:45] CA: That explains a lor...

[09:45] CA: Do tell...

[09:45] CA: why kill over hate snogging...

[09:45] CA: ?...

[09:45] GT: Becauxe she's a red

[09:45] CA: And what are you?...

[09:46] CA: Are ther ranks?...

[09:46] GT: And I don't like her crazy wayx

[09:46] CA: Like her stalking?...

[09:46] GT: Yea, that xhit is too weird

[09:46] GT: And I'm not a racixt or any of that crap

[09:46] CA: You just got to know how to use it against him...

[09:46] CA: Her sorry...

[09:47] GT: I wouldnt kill her becauxe xhe's red

[09:47] CA: Got to get used to that she's a girl...

[09:47] CA: but!...

[09:47] GT: It's becauxe xhe'x crazy AND red

[09:47] CA: If you want to mess with her...

[09:47] GT: The latter juxtifies the former

[09:47] CA: get reaaaal personal...

[09:48] GT: Nah

[09:48] CA: Just trying to help...

[09:48] CA: but don't kill him!...

[09:48] GT: Too lazy for that xhit

[09:48] GT: Her

[09:48] CA: Her...

[09:48] CA: sorry! D:...

[09:48] CA: She seemed nice...

[09:48] GT: You seem to have an air about you

[09:48] GT: One of xophixtication

[09:48] GT: and... claxx

[09:49] CA: O, thank you :D...

[09:49] GT: I can xmell thix xhit from a mile away

[09:49] CA: My mom and Dad are both business men/women...

[09:49] GT: What does that mean

[09:49] CA: It means I don't see them mush :/...

[09:49] CA: But I they get paid really well...

[09:50] CA: so it isn't all bad...

[09:50] GT: I knew it

[09:50] CA: wish I could see them more...

[09:50] GT: I could tell

[09:50] CA: Oh tell what?...

[09:50] GT: You're filty xtinking rich

[09:50] GT: And xo am I

[09:50] CA: Yeah, I don't like talking like I'm better than others though...

[09:51] GT: But you definately are RICHER

[09:51] CA: Well yeah, but that doen't make me better...

[09:51] CA: Other people get to see their parents...

[09:51] CA: Do you see your parents a lot?...

[09:51] GT: What are thoxe

[09:51] CA: Your guardians, the people who take care of you?...

[09:52] CA: A mom...

[09:52] CA: A dad...

[09:52] CA: A Sibling...

[09:52] CA: Well not the last one...

[09:52] GT: A dad?

[09:52] GT: I have one

[09:52] CA: Do you see him a lot...

[09:52] CA: ?...

[09:52] GT: I xee him enough

[09:53] GT: He'x kinda lame

[09:53] CA: PArents are never lame!...

[09:55] GT: I don't need him

[09:55] CA: Really? doesn't he take care of you?...

[09:55] GT: He juxt roamx around the jungle

[09:55] CA: Uhh, what?...

[09:55] GT: Sometimex I feed him xome xubjectx

[09:55] CA: Is he a lion or something lol...

[09:55] GT: To keep him placated

[09:56] GT: Jaguar, actually

[09:56] CA: Ohhhhhh...

[09:56] GT: He xmellx like poop and rotten meat

[09:56] CA: I'm kinda used to this weirdness by now...

[09:56] GT: I don't let hix axx in my pyramid

[09:56] CA: Earlier you were talking about ranks...

[09:57] CA: Like Null is red...

[09:57] CA: what are you?...

[09:57] GT: Brown

[09:57] GT: One fucking xtep above

[09:57] CA: If red is the lowest, and brown is one step above...

[09:57] GT: It'x not much, but I only hand around redx and brownx anywayx

[09:58] GT: So I win by default

[09:58] CA: Then what's the highest, and how many ranks are there?...

[09:58] GT: 11 in theory, 12 in practice

[09:58] GT: Sometimex the genetic xwill getx fucked up

[09:59] GT: And you get xome punk axx weirdo

[09:59] CA: Like albino's?...

[09:59] CA: If your a rally low rank...

[09:59] GT: What

[10:00] CA: How do you afford a pyramid?...

[10:00] GT: No, like mutantx

[10:00] CA: Yeah, albinos are mutants...

[10:00] GT: I didn't buy it

[10:00] GT: Dronex built that xhit for me

[10:00] CA: they have white skin and red eyes...

[10:00] CA: oh!...

[10:00] CA: That's cool...

[10:00] GT: So cool

[10:00] GT: No work

[10:01] CA: I live in a mansion...

[10:01] CA: but it's mostly empty...

[10:01] CA: Only me and my Butler live here...

[10:01] GT: Woa, hold up

[10:01] CA: ?...

[10:01] GT: You have only one butler?

[10:01] CA: He's all I need...

[10:01] CA: He's really nice!...

[10:01] GT: I thought you were xtacked

[10:02] GT: It'x not about need

[10:02] GT: It'x about want

[10:02] CA: You said you do everything yourself...

[10:02] CA: I don't need more butlers...

[10:02] GT: No I didn't

[10:02] CA: If you don't need your jaguar dad...

[10:03] GT: Becauxe I have mad xervantx up the axx

[10:03] GT: And concubinex

[10:03] CA: If you don't do anything...

[10:03] CA: then forget how to...

[10:03] GT: I won't forget

[10:04] CA: Well, do you ever get lonely?...

[10:04] CA: I mean servants are nice I guess...

[10:04] GT: No,

[10:04] GT: I have multiple royalx

[10:04] CA: but they only listen to you because they have to!...

[10:04] GT: Other brownbloodx

[10:04] GT: Yea, but we're pretty cool

[10:04] CA: Oh, my house is in the forest...

[10:05] GT: Unlexx one of them fightx with me

[10:05] CA: Fight?...

[10:05] GT: Then we have to xettle it in a RITUAL BALL GAME

[10:05] CA: Like pokemon!...

[10:05] CA: I loved that as a kid...

[10:05] GT: Fightx are for the xhithead highbloodx

[10:05] CA: Pikachu was my favorite...

[10:05] GT: No, not Fiduxpawn

[10:05] GT: You take a ball

[10:06] CA: Ok...

[10:06] CA: That's a lot of games...

[10:06] GT: You have to get it through a horizontal hoop at the end of the court

[10:06] CA: Basketball!...

[10:06] CA: I'm not good at that...

[10:06] GT: Without uxing your handx, feet, or head

[10:06] CA: Oh that's soccer...

[10:06] GT: There aren't any baxketx,

[10:06] GT: There aren't any xockx either

[10:06] CA: I'm pretty good at soccer...

[10:07] CA: I's also called footbal in some places...

[10:07] CA: Because you use your foot...

[10:07] GT: You don't even uxe your feet

[10:07] GT: You aren't even lixtening

[10:07] CA: Only your chest?...

[10:07] CA: Sorry, I misread...

[10:08] GT: Haha, typical newcomerx uxe their chext

[10:08] GT: Elbowx and Kneex dude

[10:08] CA: I'm a girl! D:...

[10:08] GT: Alxo, that would hurt your rumble xpherex

[10:08] GT: That ball ix hella hard

[10:08] GT: Don't go xmacking it with your chext

[10:08] CA: what's it made of?...

[10:09] GT: Leather

[10:09] GT: From the finext hidebeaxtx in the land

[10:09] CA: I used to have a leather jacket...

[10:09] CA: Didn't like it...

[10:09] CA: To black for me...

[10:10] GT: What'x your favorite color

[10:10] CA: Uhh, blue or pink I guess....

[10:10] GT: That

[10:11] GT: ix a funny way to xpell brown

[10:11] CA: I don't like brown...

[10:11] GT: Becauxe I know you meant brown

[10:11] GT: Shhh, typox happen

[10:11] CA: Unless it's coffee brown...

[10:11] GT: It'x OK

[10:11] CA: I like coffee brown color...

[10:11] CA: Like a lighter brown...

[10:11] CA: So it doesn't look dirt...

[10:12] GT: Oh...

[10:12] GT: I gotcha

[10:12] CA: But all colors are nice in there own ways...

[10:12] CA: Like yellow is bad as a sky...

[10:12] CA: but good as a flower!...

[10:12] GT: Hey, xpeaking of the xky, do you like to look at the celextial bodiex

[10:12] CA: Yes...

[10:13] CA: The milky way is so pretty...

[10:13] CA: Do you?...

[10:13] GT: The Milky Way

[10:13] CA: yes! It's my galaxy...

[10:14] GT: You mean the Skirt of Starx

[10:14] GT: It'x really rather faraway and dim

[10:14] CA: Oh! That's a pretty name for it...

[10:14] CA: It's bright when you get close...

[10:15] GT: Not that my hella awexome obxidian lenx telecope can't handle that xhit

[10:15] CA: Obsidian?...

[10:15] CA: That's cool...

[10:15] CA: Obsidian is a cool gem...

[10:15] CA: or rock...

[10:15] CA: So tell me...

[10:16] CA: What's your planet like?...

[10:16] CA: If you're really an alien...

[10:16] GT: Well um

[10:16] GT: Like, in axtrological termx or geographic termx

[10:17] GT: Becauxe I really don't travel much...

[10:17] CA: In geographical, what's it look like...

[10:17] CA: through your telescope!...

[10:17] GT: Uh, I know it'x a rocky planetoid of ximilar denxity to granite

[10:17] CA: Any trees?...

[10:18] CA: I see a lot of trees...

[10:18] GT: A few million milex from the xun...

[10:18] GT: Treex

[10:18] CA: Tall pillars of wood...

[10:18] GT: Yea, there are tonx of treex everywhere

[10:18] CA: Do you see a lot of animals...

[10:18] GT: They juxt get in the way and I have to machete myxelf through the jungle

[10:18] GT: Not really

[10:18] CA: Aww...

[10:19] CA: I like animals...

[10:19] GT: Juxt Jaguardad

[10:19] CA: Deers, birds, and more!...

[10:19] GT: But there ix ONE tree that ix xo fucking cool

[10:19] CA: Which one?...

[10:20] GT: The cacao tree

[10:20] GT: Thix tree

[10:20] GT: Ix a magical tree

[10:20] CA: What does it look like?...

[10:20] GT: It lookx rather lame

[10:21] CA: How is it magical?...

[10:21] CA: What does it do...

[10:21] GT: It'x about 5 feet tall, with no colorx or flowerx

[10:21] GT: What makex thix tree xpecial

[10:21] GT: Ix what'x inxide

[10:21] CA: What's inside?...

[10:21] GT: Ax xtupid ax that xoundx...

[10:21] GT: I xound like a girl...

[10:22] GT: Anywayx

[10:22] CA: I'm a girl D:...

[10:22] GT: Yex, and you're hella cool

[10:22] GT: But I'm not

[10:22] CA: Ya you are...

[10:22] GT: What

[10:22] CA: You're like a chestnut...

[10:22] GT: No I'm not

[10:22] CA: Spiky on the outside,...

[10:22] CA: but nice on the inside...

[10:22] CA: you just need to open up...

[10:22] CA: now keep telling me...

[10:23] CA: about this magical tree...

[10:23] GT: Uh...

[10:23] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] blushes --

[10:23] GT: Um well

[10:23] GT: You can take the podx

[10:23] GT: Chop them up

[10:23] GT: Dry them in the xun

[10:23] GT: And make hot chocolate

[10:24] GT: It'x a litl bitter

[10:24] GT: But refrexhing

[10:24] CA: I love hot chocolat...

[10:24] GT: The OTHER extract ix by far more... intrexting

[10:24] CA: It's great with marshmellow...

[10:24] CA: really?...

[10:24] GT: Yea

[10:24] GT: The ancient xhamanx uxed to trip on thix xhit

[10:25] CA: what is it?...

[10:25] GT: and have magical vixionx of Quetztrollcoatl

[10:25] CA: Is that like fortune telling?...

[10:25] GT: I don't believe in that xhit

[10:25] CA: Ok...

[10:25] GT: But you do xee xome thingx...

[10:26] CA: Whats the Quetztrollcoatl?...

[10:26] GT: Baxically I'm talking about cocaine here

[10:26] CA: I see...

[10:26] GT: Yea...

[10:26] GT: I'm not addicted or nothing

[10:26] CA: I would hope not!...

[10:26] GT: But xometimex you're bored and

[10:27] CA: How often are you bored?...

[10:27] GT: A few timex a week

[10:27] GT: Why

[10:27] CA: Just don't do it everyday or anything...

[10:28] CA: You should try going a while with out it...

[10:28] GT: Hey, I told you

[10:28] CA: To prove you can go with it...

[10:28] GT: And that'x it

[10:28] CA: *without...

[10:28] GT: I don't have to prove anything

[10:28] CA: That's your choic and I respect that...

[10:28] GT: Bexidex, how would you know I wax telling the truth anywayx

[10:29] CA: Because I already you're an alien on another planet, so cocaine isn't a big stratch...

[10:29] CA: *stretch...

[10:30] CA: You never told me your name!...

[10:30] GT: Tlaloc Zapote

[10:30] CA: what is it?...

[10:30] CA: That's a nice name...

[10:30] GT: Don't wear it out

[10:30] GT: Thank you

[10:30] GT: What'x yourx

[10:31] CA: I'm Beau...

[10:31] GT: I never axked you

[10:31] GT: Juxt Beau?

[10:31] CA: Beau Demain :)...

[10:31] GT: You're my MAIN man

[10:31] CA: I am?...

[10:31] GT: Er, girl

[10:31] GT: Get it

[10:31] CA: Ha, I've never heard that one! That's new...

[10:32] CA: Most people call me bo...

[10:32] CA: Becasue that's what my name sound slike...

[10:32] GT: Do you wear any

[10:32] CA: Any whats?...

[10:32] GT: Bowx?

[10:32] CA: Not usually...

[10:32] CA: But their good on occasion...

[10:32] GT: Like, in your hair

[10:33] GT: That would be funny ax hell

[10:33] CA: I would never hear the end of the beau/bow jokes though...

[10:33] CA: But it's worth it...

[10:33] GT: Hey are you ok

[10:33] CA: Ya...

[10:33] CA: Like I said...

[10:34] GT: You xeem like you're xad about xomething

[10:34] CA: I don't get to see other people a lot...

[10:34] GT: That'x fucking lame

[10:34] GT: Ah

[10:34] CA: So when I do, it's fun to hear the corny jokes...

[10:34] CA: Besides, I keep making new friends!...

[10:34] GT: New friendx?

[10:34] CA: Like you!...

[10:34] GT: I xtill don't know that that word meanx

[10:35] CA: And Null...

[10:35] CA: Their like...

[10:35] CA: The quadrent...

[10:35] GT: If you're inxulting me I'll kick your axx

[10:35] CA: morials...

[10:35] GT: !

[10:35] GT: What

[10:35] CA: that's what their called right?...

[10:35] GT: Oh uh,

[10:35] CA: But lee intimate...

[10:35] CA: *less...

[10:35] GT: I think you meant matexpritx

[10:36] CA: Is that the love quadrant?...

[10:36] GT: Tell everybody you know that we're very bext matexpritx

[10:36] GT: WAIT YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM

[10:36] GT: XHIT

[10:36] GT: XHIIIT

[10:36] GT: GTG BYE

[10:36] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] ceased pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 22:36 --

[10:36] CA: Are you flirting with me>...

[10:36] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering greatTenochtitlan [GT] at 22:36 --

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