FANDOM


[09:15] -- greatTenochtitlan [GT] began pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 21:15 --

[09:15] GT: Uh

[09:15] GT: Hey

[09:15] CA: Hi Tlaloc!...

[09:15] GT: .... Hi Beau

[09:15] CA: uhh, what was with that little outburst in our last conversation....

[09:15] GT: What you up to

[09:16] CA: I'm keeping it real...

[09:16] GT: Keeping it real? Can you keep it fake?

[09:16] CA: I had some tea and biscuts...

[09:16] GT: How doex that even work

[09:16] CA: By being a poser :p...

[09:16] GT: The hell are thoxe

[09:17] GT: A poxer

[09:17] CA: A poser is someone who keeps it fake....

[09:17] CA: Ascts like someone their not...

[09:17] GT: I know a few axxholex like that

[09:18] CA: Oh? Do tell, you always have gossip...

[09:18] GT: Well, one of the axxholex ix a TOTAL axxhole

[09:19] CA: What's his name?...

[09:19] CA: or her...

[09:19] GT: Like, a gaping, pux filled hemmoroid axxhole

[09:19] CA: Oh my D:...

[09:19] CA: That isn't fun...

[09:19] GT: Kakite Nagixa ix literally the worxt

[09:19] CA: I talked to Kakite once...

[09:20] GT: That guy ix grade- A do not talk to material

[09:20] GT: Xo xorry about that

[09:20] CA: Don't remember what we talked about...

[09:20] CA: but he was, iffy...

[09:20] GT: Probably xome xtupid whining about the Hemoxpectrum

[09:21] GT: Literally

[09:21] CA: Is that the color rank thing?...

[09:21] CA: Like your brown, some other guy was purple...

[09:21] GT: He complainx about it, but he'x the one alwayx making it a fucking ixxue

[09:22] GT: Yep

[09:22] CA: Ah...

[09:22] CA: LEarning so much about this new culture...

[09:22] GT: Yea

[09:23] GT: It'x not that complicated

[09:23] GT: And it ixn't ax bad ax it xeemx

[09:23] CA: I would hope not...

[09:23] CA: So far everyone seems nice...

[09:24] CA: thought the purple one was a bit stuffy at first...

[09:24] GT: Nice?

[09:24] GT: The purple one?

[09:24] GT: Hahaha, that guy'x a total prude

[09:24] CA: Apparantly me being rich means I'm in the same class as him...

[09:25] CA: so he repects me I guess...

[09:25] CA: ?...

[09:25] GT: No, even if that guy wax a fucking mutant

[09:26] GT: He would xtill be all high and mighty, xtanding tall with a pole xhoved up hix butt xo he can tilt hix chin above everyone

[09:26] GT: Xorry for the rant

[09:26] CA: No problem, sometimes you just have to rant...

[09:27] GT: Whatever, I haven't xeen moxt of thoxe tardx in xweepx anywayx

[09:27] GT: I have my own little xlice of paradixe

[09:27] CA: With the cocoa tree?...

[09:28] GT: Yep, and my telexcope and my peyote and my chili pepperx

[09:28] CA: You like chilli peppers?...

[09:28] CA: I dislike spicy foods...

[09:28] GT: Oh yea, I never told you

[09:29] GT: It'x not for the weak of xtomach

[09:29] GT: And you can xay goodbye to regular bathroom breakx

[09:30] GT: But

[09:30] GT: The flavourx are majical

[09:30] CA: My stomach is waaaay to week for jalapenos...

[09:31] CA: The heat just gets in the way of the flavor for me...

[09:31] GT: I breed them to be incredibly hot and juicy

[09:31] GT: The batch I have now ix called Morunga Galloping Hoofbeaxt

[09:32] GT: A bit on the tip of your tounge producex hella coughing fitx and watery eyex

[09:32] GT: Xo hardcore

[09:32] CA: Sounds unpleasent...

[09:33] GT: Oh, at firxt it ix

[09:33] GT: You gotta curxe and jump around and bite your toungue

[09:34] GT: But it xlowly getx lexx worxe, and there'x thix wierd mid zone aftertaxte that'x perfect and your toungue ix tingling and you juxt wanna go rip xome heartx outta xome chumpx

[09:34] GT: And jump around and dance with xomeone

[09:34] GT: It'x great

[09:34] CA: The dancing sounds fun, but the heart tearing isn't!...

[09:35] GT: Oh uh...

[09:35] GT: Xorry

[09:35] GT: That wax kinda fucked up I guexx

[09:36] GT: Bexidex, it'x not xo bad. Moxt of my dumb axx kingdom belivex they're going to live with the godx or xomething

[09:36] CA: It's ok, not the worst I've heard...

[09:36] CA: Ok it s but it's still ok...

[09:37] CA: Because everyones messed up a little...

[09:37] GT: I heard you have xome freak on your planet who xewx beaxtx toghether

[09:37] GT: At leaxt I rexpect corpxex

[09:38] CA: Yeah, Kate can be freaky...

[09:38] CA: But her projects are cool...

[09:38] CA: sometimes...

[09:38] GT: Kate? Have you met her?

[09:38] CA: She's my friend!...

[09:38] GT: Rate her form 1-10

[09:38] CA: 7.83...

[09:38] GT: from*

[09:39] CA: Real nice when you get to know her...

[09:39] GT: By the way, thix ix her taxidermy xkillx I'm axking you to rate

[09:39] GT: Not her attractivenexx

[09:39] GT: You think I'm that xhallow?

[09:39] CA: I was rating her as a person...

[09:39] CA: Like personallity...

[09:39] CA: I giver taxidermy a 8.23...

[09:40] GT: okmaybeIamthatxhallow

[09:40] GT: But that'x bexidex the point

[09:40] GT: Doex xhe kill the beaxtx herxelf?

[09:40] CA: Yep...

[09:40] CA: She goes hunting...

[09:41] GT: That'x fucking hardcore

[09:41] CA: I swear she'll bag a bear one day...

[09:41] GT: What'x that

[09:42] CA: A big brown beast...

[09:42] GT: You know what, juxt tell me itx limb ripping potential on a xcale from 1 to 10

[09:42] CA: 9/10...

[09:43] CA: Very dangerous...

[09:43] GT: Jexux

[09:43] GT: Ix xhe xtill in one piece

[09:43] CA: She hasn't gone hunting for one yet...

[09:44] GT: Xhe better know a good proxthetixt...

[09:44] CA: I'll ask her...

[09:44] GT: Tell her I xaid good luck, normally I wouldn't mind xeeing xome lame-o getting xhredded to peicex

[09:44] GT: But xhe xeemx awexome

[09:45] CA: I'll forward the message...

[09:45] CA: I have to go know, it's tea time...

[09:45] CA: Bye!...

[09:45] GT: Ah, elegant ax alwayx


[09:45] -- chessAficionado [CA] ceased pestering greatTenochtitlan [GT] at 21:45 --