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-- chessAficionado [CA] began pestering aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] at 21:41 --

[09:42] CA: Hey nuuuuull!...

[09:43] AG: oh sweet jebus this has not been my week

[09:43] AG: why did you save my trolltag ]:<>

[09:43] CA: oh why?...

[09:43] CA: Because your my friend!...

[09:43] CA: And it's funny to watch you try and peice together retorts in time...

[09:43] CA: ;)...

[09:43] AG: ugh that sounds more reasonable

[09:44] CA: than what?...

[09:44] AG: that you think it's cool to make fun of me

[09:44] AG: rather than that you actually think I'm a friend /=_=\

[09:44] CA: I don't think it;s cool!...

[09:44] AG: anyway what do you want, I am not in the best of moods

[09:45] CA: I wanted to talk...

[09:45] CA: I don't make fun of you because it's cool...

[09:45] AG: about what? I still don't even understand how this interplanetary communication is working tbh

[09:45] CA: I make fun of you because I am your friend...

[09:46] CA: you know ...

[09:46] CA: friendly banter...

[09:46] AG: we've had one conversation and it did not go well, I'm kind of confused why you think that's enough material to base one of your strange human not-quadrants on

[09:47] AG: but look

[09:47] CA: Is it that hard to believe I'm trying to make friends here?...

[09:47] AG: I am being grumpy for other reasons so if you're actually not here to make fun of me I will try to be less awful ok?

[09:47] CA: Ok, then let's talk about just, hobbies!...

[09:47] CA: What do you do for fun?...

[09:49] AG: oh. uhm. It's pretty lame but I have a huge garden

[09:49] AG: and I flarp

[09:49] CA: flarp?...

[09:49] AG: and I.... let's call it... troll watching? basically I invent dialogue and backstories for the trolls I see based on like

[09:50] AG: cool mideival shit

[09:50] AG: midieval?

[09:50] AG: ugh that word sucks

[09:50] AG: flarp?

[09:50] CA: So it's like rpg!...

[09:50] CA: a role-playing game...

[09:50] AG: nono

[09:50] AG: troll watching is different form larping

[09:50] AG: flarping* wow I'm on fire today

[09:50] AG: flarping is like an rpg I guess, but it's in person

[09:51] AG: game constructs show off your stats and help create fake but real monsters

[09:51] AG: stats in game are linked to real life stats

[09:51] CA: Sounds High-tech!...

[09:51] AG: I... I don't know if you humans have anything similar so I'm trying to keep my explanation pretty basic

[09:52] CA: I see...

[09:52] CA: so what's got you grumpy?...

[09:53] AG: weird dreams. very weird dreams.

[09:53] AG: I'd rather not get into it much..... I don't know who might be watching ):>>

[09:53] CA: dreams aren't anything to make you mad...

[09:53] CA: they're dreas!...

[09:53] CA: *dreams...

[09:53] CA: god spelling...

[09:55] AG: well

[09:55] AG: I'm grumpy because I'm scared

[09:55] AG: and I didn't sleep all day

[09:55] AG: anyway I dunno I'd rather not get into it but

[09:55] AG: I think these dreams are a little more than just dreams

[09:56] CA: What do they look like...

[09:56] CA: If I may ask?...

[09:56] AG: I don't know how all of the pieces fit together in regard to what's going on right now but once I get this game I might be able to figure it out

[09:56] CA: what game?...

[09:58] AG: ugh I don't even know

[09:58] AG: but I might be getting it soon /@.@\ if this isn't all one big practical joke

[09:58] CA: I don't even KNOW who would make that big of an elaborate joke...

[09:59] AG: yeah fucking with dreams is a high blood thing

[09:59] AG: and the only highblood I know who could even have that ability (and he hates all that clown shit anyway) is just as freaked out as I am

[10:01] AG: oh

[10:01] AG: tell tlaloc

[10:01] CA: oh?...

[10:01] AG: to stop being an ass

[10:01] CA: Ok...

[10:01] CA: Was he being an Ass?...

[10:01] AG: on top of everything else I've got him telling me to step off of you or some shit

[10:02] CA: Oh dear...

[10:02] CA: I believe he thinks we are matesprites...

[10:02] AG: hahahahaha what

[10:02] CA: or he has a crush on me...

[10:02] CA: or something...

[10:02] AG: are you guys even in our galaxy

[10:02] AG: talk about long distance

[10:02] CA: I don't even know D: ...

[10:03] CA: And I guess...

[10:03] CA: he thought...

[10:03] AG: haha god he's so delusional

[10:03] CA: I loved you?...

[10:03] CA: So he thinks I am cheating on him, with you...

[10:03] CA: huh...

[10:03] AG: er

[10:03] AG: well

[10:03] AG: I guess that's not the weirdest thing I've heard all week

[10:03] AG: he's cray-cray

[10:03] AG: he's like

[10:03] CA: He does coccaine...

[10:04] AG: the leader of this cult in one part of our country

[10:04] AG: ((planet*))

[10:04] AG: from what I can tell it has a lot to do with ritual sacrifices to enter fake troll heaven and doing a lot of psychotropic substances

[10:05] AG: like hell I could probably get high off of half of the plants I grow but I'm not a fucking moron, you need to have your wits about you to avoid getting culled

[10:05] AG: he's got it pretty easy though ngl

[10:05] CA: It sounds to intense for me :p...

[10:06] AG: yeah it's pretty awful over all. he's only a brown blood too, he is way too uppity for a lowblood

[10:07] CA: He says he's rich...

[10:07] CA: talks to me about how I should be proper...

[10:07] CA: oh dear...

[10:07] CA: I hope I'm not leading him on D: ...

[10:07] AG: yeah he's pretty loaded. for sure the richest mudblood

[10:07] AG: but once he goes off planet that's not going to mean a whole hell of a lot

[10:08] AG: he's got a few more sweeps of luxury then it's back to reality with the rest of us losers

[10:09] CA: hmmmm...

[10:09] CA: now I'm worried...

[10:09] CA: It really explains why he's been so nice to me...

[10:09] AG: hey it's not so bad I guess

[10:10] AG: really it's just a self indulgent fantasy it's not like ya'll will ever meet or anything

[10:10] AG: just don't get too invested

[10:10] AG: with any of us actually.

[10:10] AG: in a few sweeps I'll be off planet, too

[10:10] AG: then in a few sweeps after that I'll be dead, but hey, them's the breaks

[10:12] CA: That's a very melancholy way to look at things...

[10:12] AG: melancholy? yes, I guess so.

[10:13] CA: Try thinking...

[10:13] AG: maroonbloods just don't live very long. it's more realistic than melancholy

[10:13] CA: how long a sweep is!...

[10:13] AG: oh don't get me wrong I'll enjoy every part of my life in outer space

[10:14] AG: even if I do end up like mopping ablution chambers or whatever the hell they let me do

[10:14] AG: I wanted to oversee the rescource drones but I doubt they'd even consider one of my blood

[10:14] AG: they'd have to replace me too quickly

[10:14] AG: the midbloods live for hundreds of sweeps so they make much better options

[10:15] CA: Well...

[10:16] CA: Tell me...

[10:16] CA: your mad because your scared...

[10:16] CA: what are you scared of?...

[10:16] AG: eh

[10:16] AG: like I said earlier I don't really want to get into it

[10:16] AG: they could be watching me right now

[10:17] AG: I took a risk telling balish but he could be affected and you're too far away for it to matter to you

[10:17] AG: I best not chance it

[10:17] CA: Well if you don't want to talk about it...

[10:17] CA: that's fine...

[10:17] CA: but I'm trying to be a friend...

[10:17] CA: so if you need any help...

[10:17] CA: I'm here!...

[10:18] CA: ok? :)...

[10:19] AG: heh thanks for the offer. in the unlikely event that I think of anything, I'll let you know I suppose

[10:22] CA: I may never get to see ya, but your nice, and I don't get to many friends to talk to...

[10:23] AG: hehe don't let anyone hear you calling me nice, I might get culled! P:> jk mostly but still

[10:23] CA: Becaus I live in the woods...

[10:23] AG: a lot of us are pretty isolated her, we don't do so good if we're right on top of each other

[10:23] AG: one of my friends lives out in the middle of ABSOLUTELY NOWHEE

[10:23] AG: NOWHERE EVEN ugh wow

[10:23] CA: Ya, tlaloc will get jelous again...

[10:24] AG: you should message him sometime actually, he'd love to talk to someone new

[10:24] CA: What's his handle?...

[10:24] AG: guardianSentinel

[10:24] AG: you guys can bond about being removed from civilization lol

[10:25] CA: Ya, I will do that...

[10:25] AG: well anyway I'm gonna head out sorry

[10:25] AG: gotta check on slothmom

[10:25] CA: but hey, talk to you again sometime, maybe you can cheer up...

[10:25] CA: bye!...

[10:25] AG: haha nice timing!! bye


-- aibohphilicGapeseed [AG] ceased pestering chessAficionado [CA] at 22:25 --