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[11:34] -- conciseTactician [CT] began trolling chessAficionado [CA] at 23:34 --

[11:34] CT: Is this YOU then?

[11:34] CA: Uh.. yes?...

[11:35] CT: The one being PRAISED by the biggest ANNOYANCE so far?

[11:35] CA: I'm sorry?...

[11:35] CA: Are you another alien :O...

[11:35] CT: As you SHOULD be. I have heard countless REACCOUNTING of your apparent skill.

[11:35] CT: No.

[11:35] CT: Aliens are FAKE and STUPID.

[11:35] CA: I see...

[11:35] CA: What skill...

[11:35] CA: ?\...

[11:36] CA: If I may ask?...

[11:36] CT: You made a FOOL of one of us.

[11:36] CA: whick one...

[11:36] CT: Which was RATHER FUNNY, if you do not mind me saying.

[11:36] CA: Null? That was cute...

[11:36] CT: THE ANNOYING ONE, keep up fleshie.

[11:36] CT: CUTE. DISGUSTING.

[11:37] CA: Null wasn't annoying, she seemed nice...

[11:37] CT: You seem to not have SPOKEN to the Peasent Blood enough.

[11:37] CA: In fact, so far you've all been pretty nice...

[11:38] CT: I don't expect MUCH from those SIMPLETONS, but our purpose is to ANNOY YOU, and the choose to be NICE?

[11:38] CA: Yep!...

[11:38] CT: DISGRACEFUL.

[11:38] CA: What rank are you?...

[11:38] CA: Tlaloc said he was brown...

[11:39] CA: and his text was brown...

[11:39] CA: so are you purple?...

[11:39] CT: So the HERD BEAST peices it TOGETHER.

[11:39] CA: Herd beast? God I have to start keeping up with the new lingo!...

[11:40] CA: Does it mean cow?...

[11:40] CA: Or buffalo?...

[11:40] CT: Your words are confusing combinations of letter that DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER.

[11:41] CT: BUFFALO?

[11:41] CT: What ever would that be>

[11:41] CA: A herd beast I guess...

[11:41] CA: what do herd beasts look like?...

[11:41] CT: You humans...

[11:41] CT: Most are WHITE. They also are AWEFULLY ANNOYING.

[11:42] CA: Ooooooh, those are cows...

[11:42] CA: I am not a cow D:...

[11:42] CT: Then why do you ACT AS THOUGH you share the same mental capacity?

[11:42] CT: Try to KEEP UP.

[11:43] CA: Because you so far haven't proven that you're smarter?...

[11:43] CT: Of course not.

[11:43] CT: Your WILLINGNESS to speak with the others in indication ENOUGH.

[11:44] CA: WHy not, so far the others are nicer :/...

[11:44] CT: THAT IS THE POINT.

[11:44] CT: Our purpose is to INCITE FRUSTRAITION within your ranks.

[11:44] CT: Or at least, that was what is COMMANDED.

[11:44] CT: Personally, I think the idea is IDIOTIC.

[11:45] CA: Null tried, but I ended up trolling him...

[11:45] CT: Her?

[11:45] CA: Her sorry...

[11:45] CA: I only just found out she was a girl...

[11:45] CA: so I'm trying to addjust...

[11:46] CA: anyway, what's your home like?...

[11:46] CA: Mine's pretty big...

[11:46] CT: She has a dominent Nook. Do not worry, I definatly do not expect you to understand troll physiology.

[11:46] CT: Excuse ME?

[11:46] CT: My HOME?

[11:46] CA: Yes...

[11:46] CA: Your house...

[11:46] CT: I...

[11:46] CA: Where you live?...

[11:47] CT: Oh, you mean my HIVE.

[11:47] CA: Yeah sure...

[11:47] CA: That...

[11:47] CT: It is rather plain for one of my standing, but it suits my needs.

[11:47] CT: Plus, when the sun rises over the easter bay... WAIT.

[11:48] CA: ?...

[11:48] CA: What about the sun, I want to hear more...

[11:48] CT: This is not another one of The Peasentblood's strange SPYING TACTICS is it?

[11:48] CA: Nah, I don't spy for null...

[11:48] CA: She can do that on her own...

[11:48] CT: Of course, it seems you two are ALREADY fond of ONE ANOTHER.

[11:48] CT: Your poisonous words only deepen your LIES.

[11:49] CT: Nice try, HUMAN.

[11:49] CA: oh? ...

[11:49] CA: What did Tlaloc call them?...

[11:49] CA: Matesprites?...

[11:49] CA: Those are cool...

[11:49] CA: what are they...

[11:49] CA: ?...

[11:49] CT: Yes, the role of the FLUSHED QUADRANT.

[11:49] CT: Your interest is... RATHER UNSETTELING.

[11:50] CA: So flush is love, and Pale is Friend, what are the other two?...

[11:50] CA: I'm just trying to learn...

[11:50] CT: I-

[11:50] CT: You truely wish to learn?

[11:50] CA: Yep...

[11:50] CT: ...

[11:51] CA: well? Spill the beans!...

[11:51] CT: FINE, only because if another would explain it to you, it would come out as an INCOHERENT MESS.

[11:51] CA: ok!...

[11:51] CT: The Ashen Quadrent, opposed to the Pale Quadrent, symbolized BALANCE.

[11:52] CT: It is the addition of a THIRD in order to stabalize a realtionship, to create a HEATHLY BALANCE.

[11:53] CA: I see...

[11:53] CT: An IDIOTIC QUADERNT if you ask me, for the THIRD is taxed more than any others, as they try to balance between the others.

[11:53] CT: Finally, the AHH...

[11:53] CT: The...

[11:53] CT: Erm...

[11:53] CA: HAte-snogging one?...

[11:53] CT: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

[11:53] CA: Thats what Null called it...

[11:54] CA: Null...

[11:54] CT: Peasent blood...

[11:54] CT: I will deal with that LATER>

[11:54] CT: Yes, the... HATE SNOGGING one.

[11:54] CT: Sweet and vast GLUB take me now.

[11:55] CT: This... This Quadrent exists to...

[11:55] CT: When two trolls HATE EACH OTHER so much...

[11:55] CT: UGG, I feel SICK.

[11:55] CA: so much they?...

[11:55] CT: Yes. HATE SNOG, as The Peasent Blood has said.

[11:56] CA: I see...

[11:56] CT: It is DISGRACEFUL.

[11:56] CA: So it's like when you hate-fuck?...

[11:56] CT: EXCUSE YOU.

[11:56] CA: Ok ok, sorry...

[11:56] CA: That was rude of me...

[11:57] CA: So tell me...

[11:57] CT: Yes Human?

[11:57] CA: You were sayiong somthing about the sun on the coast...

[11:57] CA: What was that?...

[11:57] CT: The sun?

[11:57] CT: Merely the REFLECTION on the waves as it kisses the HORIZON.

[11:58] CA: Ahh... that sounds relaxing...

[11:58] CT: I wish I could experience the rest, but by then I have to UNFORTUNATLY return inside.

[11:58] CA: Oh why?...

[11:58] CA: On earth the sun is nice and warm...

[11:58] CT: Nice? NICE?

[11:58] CT: T-truely?

[11:59] CT: If you jest I can PROMISE...

[11:59] CA: We're far away from our sun so it isn't too hot...

[11:59] CA: Just warm enought to be relaxing...

[11:59] CT: I...

[12:00] CT: I am JEALOUS.

[12:00] CA: Ohh?...

[12:00] CT: Our sun is... UNFORGIVING and BRUTAL.

[12:00] CA: how so?...

[12:01] CT: Some say it's beauty is so VAST, it TAKES THE VISION of any who peer upon it's surface.

[12:01] CA: So you go blind?...

[12:01] CA: You can go blind from looking at our sun, but it takes a long time....

[12:01] CT: I do not know the TRUTH, but testing it was not HIGH on my list of PRIORITIES.

[12:02] CT: A second. That is how the RUMOR GOES. A second of BEAUTY, and eternity of DARKNESS.

[12:02] CA: That sounds horrible!...

[12:02] CA: I bet that makes the days really hot...

[12:03] CT: Such is trollian life. ALTERNIA'S CHILDREN are raised to be the GREATEST.

[12:03] CT: Or so our... enlighted told us.

[12:03] CT: This...

[12:03] CT: This is borderline HERESY.

[12:03] CT: I shouldn't say such things.

[12:03] CA: How so?...

[12:03] CA: Why not...

[12:04] CA: I was enjoying our chat...

[12:04] CT: It is DIFFICULT to explain.

[12:04] CT: Lies and Truths often bed close together.

[12:04] CT: And...

[12:04] CT: No.

[12:05] CT: I cannot continue, THEY still lurk somewhere, and will until the VAST GLUB overtakes us all.

[12:05] CA: Who's they...

[12:05] CT: ...

[12:05] CA: And what's the vast glub?...

[12:05] CT: You're Earth Sun...

[12:05] CA: Yes?...

[12:05] CT: Your.

[12:05] CA: uh huh?...

[12:06] CT: That is not the conjugation, my apologies.

[12:06] CT: The Sun, it is warm, you say?

[12:06] CT: Please...

[12:06] CT: How does it feel?

[12:06] CA: It's nice...

[12:06] CT: I've always wished to know.

[12:06] CT: Nice...

[12:07] CA: Especcially when you've been cold, and the sun comes from behind a cloud...

[12:07] CA: It's like being wrapped in an invisible blanket...

[12:07] CT: The CHILDREN OF EARTH are blessed, it seems.

[12:07] CA: Also, the sun let's our crops grow, so it's like a life giver too!...

[12:07] CT: Crops?

[12:08] CT: What do you speak of?

[12:08] CA: Plants, it's one of the things we eat...

[12:08] CT: Herd Beast Food?

[12:08] CA: No, that's meat...

[12:08] CA: The green hings that grown from the ground?...

[12:08] CA: *things...

[12:08] CT: Food for the Herd Beasts.

[12:08] CA: yes!...

[12:09] CA: It can be really tasty...

[12:09] CT: Perhaps the comparison was accurite AFTER ALL....

[12:09] CA: What comparison?...

[12:09] CT: I jest, GREY ONE.

[12:09] CT: Take it from YOUR MIND.

[12:09] CT: Plants are not for EATING here...

[12:09] CA: I see...

[12:10] CA: Hey, do you see a lot of people?...

[12:10] CT: ...

[12:10] CA: In your days...

[12:10] CT: I do not UNDERSTAND what people to which you REFER.

[12:11] CT: HUMANS? No, not alot.

[12:11] CA: Other trolls...

[12:11] CT: Ah...

[12:11] CT: LUCKILY, no.

[12:12] CA: Oh, do you have a mom or dad?...

[12:12] CT: You are missing something?

[12:12] CT: I have an Erndad.

[12:12] CT: Well, had...

[12:13] CA: Oh, what happened?...

[12:13] CT: That...

[12:13] CT: He died. As he had to.

[12:14] CA: I'm so sorry...

[12:14] CA: I'm glad my parents are alove...

[12:14] CA: *alive...

[12:14] CT: It was NESSESARY for the Progression.

[12:14] CA: even if I don't get to see them often...

[12:14] CT: Your PARENTS?

[12:14] CT: You have TWO LUSI?

[12:14] CA: Mom and Dad...

[12:14] CA: Lusi?...

[12:15] CA: No, they are humans...

[12:15] CT: GAURDIANS, PROTECTORS.

[12:15] CT: They are your SPECIES? Strange.

[12:15] CA: Well my butler is my guardian...

[12:15] CT: Butler?

[12:15] CT: You are of HIGH CASTE?

[12:15] CA: I am wealthy, but I don't like to brag...

[12:16] CT: Does that determine CATSE within your system?

[12:16] CT: If SO, I would like to greet you FORMALLY. We MAY BE within the same LEVEL.

[12:16] CA: Well ya I guess, there the low-class, mid-class, and high-class...

[12:16] CT: IF you HUMANS had Levels.

[12:16] CA: Ya I guess...

[12:17] CT: I MUST Apologise for my previous AGRESSIVENESS. If I knew of your STATUS, I would have not been so, course.

[12:17] CA: It's fine!...

[12:18] CT: I thought it was STRANGE how the others REACTED.

[12:18] CT: I guess it was simply a SIGN of your STATUS.

[12:18] CA: Oh, but Null didn't know my status I think, we were just being friendly...

[12:19] CT: ...

[12:19] CT: I-I see...

[12:19] CA: Neither did Kakite I think...

[12:19] CA: Tlaloc did though...

[12:19] CT: The Brownblood.

[12:19] CA: yes...

[12:20] CT: I thought I heard... something from his SIDE of the ROOM.

[12:20] CT: The others though.

[12:20] CA: What room?...

[12:20] CT: They did not know your caste and yet still appreciated you?

[12:20] CT: The ROOM does not matter.

[12:20] CA: Ya, on earth...

[12:20] CT: Remove that COMMENT from your HEAD.

[12:20] CT: I must go.

[12:20] CT: Think.

[12:21] CT: About you humans.

[12:21] CA: Oh I will think about you trolls...

[12:21] CT: May I be Dismissed?

[12:21] CA: I never caught your name...

[12:21] CT: Right.

[12:21] CA: I'm Beau Demain...

[12:21] CT: Introductions.

[12:21] CT: Balish Aggaro, PURPLE BLOOD.

[12:22] CA: Nice to meet you Balish, and I'll talk to you again!...

[12:22] -- chessAficionado [CA] gave up trolling conciseTactician [CT] at 00:22 --